Drunking In The Rain

For all those baller ballers (or fiends) who find it necessary to get drunk anytime it rains, your invention has arrived: the flaskbrella. Priced at almost 900$ the only person I'd see using this is this Fonzworth Bentley so he can dip his bougies in sherm to forget about the fact that he holds umbrellas up for rap superstars.
CHEERS MATE!