Shits dirty but so are we, I'm so happy to be friends with the fine gentleman of my schools Baseball team, these kids will out drink you, make you do a lap around the suites naked if you get shut out in pong, and if they wanna fuck you up they'll letchu get a head start just to shotgun another cold one and get into an even crazier drunken zone for when they kick the shit out of your faggy corduroy ass. So get put on to the dirty shit wyle ass mo'fuckers try to do to girlies these days in college.....
Dog in a bath Tub- When you try to fit your balls in a girls asshole.
Cleveland Steamer- When you shit on a girls chest.
Dragons Breadth- Where a girl is giving you head and you make her laugh when shes about to swallow or when you make her choke and cum comes out her nose.
Pussy Juice Cocktail- When a girl "squirts" in a cup and you drink it.
Dump Truck- When you gotta fart/shit and your getting head so you take a step back and start shitting while saying beep beep beep.
Rusty Trombone-When a girl decides to lick your ass or toss your salad while simultaneously jerking you off in a trombone playing gesture.
Ghost Ride- Where you fuck a girl and step back to let your friend to come in n keep hitting it.
American Psycho-When your riding a girl and you look in the mirror to flex.
Labels: Dirty, Jokes, One-liners