Rollerball

Possibly the sickest/lamest movie ever created. I've just been reminded of it cuz I'm watching it on USA as I type. It takes place in mother Russia. The pretty boy from American Pie and LL COOL J actually make rollerblading look cool for about 15 seconds, but not really. It reminds me of that basketball game with trampolines mixed in with motocross and the x-games.

Lil Wayne Parodies: Soo Hot Right Now

Parody of "Lil Duffel Bag Boy"

500 Songs Every American Should Have

The Rolling Stone Magazines 500 Greatest Songs Of All Time

This list is from The Rolling Stones Magazine. 

Also, I did not compile this list myself,
but I've lost who the original credit should go to.

But whoever you are, God Bless.

To download the
Rolling Stone Magazine 500 Greatest Songs Of All Time,
you must use a Torrent Program.

1) The one I suggest is Transmission

2) Now that you have downloaded Transmission,
you have to download the Rolling Stone 500 Greatest Torrent

3) Once your computer has dowloaded the torrent,
it should automatically open it in Transmission.
If not, drag the torrent file into Transmission
and the download will begin.

4) Wait for download to finish
and listen to one hell of a free playlist.

PS: Don't contact me if you couldn't figure out
how to do this from my instructions.
It's not my fault if your an idiot.

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE BITCHES!!!

He's out there....

Will the real JETMAN please stand up?

I'm gonna Dragon Breath your mom

Shits dirty but so are we, I'm so happy to be friends with the fine gentleman of my schools Baseball team, these kids will out drink you, make you do a lap around the suites naked if you get shut out in pong, and if they wanna fuck you up they'll letchu get a head start just to shotgun another cold one and get into an even crazier drunken zone for when they kick the shit out of your faggy corduroy ass. So get put on to the dirty shit wyle ass mo'fuckers try to do to girlies these days in college.....

Dog in a bath Tub- When you try to fit your balls in a girls asshole.

Cleveland Steamer- When you shit on a girls chest.

Dragons Breadth- Where a girl is giving you head and you make her laugh when shes about to swallow or when you make her choke and cum comes out her nose.

Pussy Juice Cocktail- When a girl "squirts" in a cup and you drink it.

Dump Truck- When you gotta fart/shit and your getting head so you take a step back and start shitting while saying beep beep beep.

Rusty Trombone-When a girl decides to lick your ass or toss your salad while simultaneously jerking you off in a trombone playing gesture.

Ghost Ride- Where you fuck a girl and step back to let your friend to come in n keep hitting it.

American Psycho-When your riding a girl and you look in the mirror to flex.

Cirque De Sooooo Lame!

After seeing almost all of the previous Cirque De Soleil, such as the one in battery park a few years ago, and "O" in Las Vegas , I was dissapointed with Wintuk. The first 20 minutes was more of a display of skateboarders and rollerbladers that you could go to Tompkin Sq park to see without paying $100. The whole set up I'd say was pretty budget. The ceilings weren't high enough to see any crazy shit, the stage was the size of the dump I took yesterday, and the main character was this little annoying asshole kid who had no talent whatsoever besides pissing me and my guests off.




If you decide to see this, take after the guys from Knocked Up and take an 8th of these:

ALPHA BETA ZEGMA....FUCKERS.

Ever Seen a Chinese Stand-off?

Are you a Changsing or a Pingpong, this is a Zooted Classic believe me it got me through four fatties last night, never got boring. Peep the guy getting his head knee'd through a 4x4? Word to the wise, don't fuck with Lop Sang, or crazy constipated lookin' Chinamen, and its okay to call them Chinamen when there are crazy storm ninjas wearing hats that Chinamen wear. Be a G, n peep all 3, challa, Jack Burtons the messiah, thats word to god.

Topless British Girls Love The Wii

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1287040837/bclid1126074621/bctid1297325632
Probably the illest thing I've come across ever in my life. Sad but true..

Nick Swardson is the Truth

As part of my get wet Wednesday, where I spend most of my day piffing Ls, getting zooted, and living up to my name as a degenerate...I thought shit was funny when i found my doppleganger on the internet, if you don't think this dudes livin' his life, then shut the fuck up n get your mind right.

Fire from Wu-Tang "The 8 Diagrams"

The next Wu-Tang classic hit stores yesterday Dec.4th. Heres some fire from the album, Meth kills shit like he should. This track is called The Heart Gently Weeps. http://therapup.rawkus.com/2007/10/wu-tang-clan-the-heart-gently-weeps.html